Sunday, 20 December 2009

All I Want For Christmas...

So. My Nan often asks me, "Sophie, are you going to make better adverts than this?" when we're watching TV and, with a heavy sigh I'll reply, "Definitely Nan", because I find it particularly difficult to explain the ins and outs of what I actually do at University. She has a point though. All the ad's on TV are pants and the products they're selling are even worse! Now, I know TV advertising is a dying 'art', but does it really mean that whatever is produced, has to be either annoying to the point where you're chanting "...we buy any car dot com!" in your head, hoping at any moment you might spontaneously combust. That, or the advert is so stupidly pointless you are bewildered.

Every now and then I'll see something ace on TV, I guess it sticks out a lot more when you finally see something good through the rubbish. However, I saw something so silly and futile, I decided it was blog worthy!

Hold your breath. To experience. The wonders. Of.

Yes. Snuggie! The solution to all of your problems. Because, really, when you are sitting at home beneath your blanket, you truly are TRAPPED from reaching for the remote. Or another, insolvable mystery of the blanket, IT SLIPS! Yes friends, it slips off of your shoulders, what do you do about such an issue. What else, but buy a blanket with sleeves, obviously... The justification of the product claims to cut your heating bills and solve such blanket mysteries and more. Personally, I turned my dressing gown backward to achieve the same result.

I'm not quite sure what happened to the bravery of mankind when we can't reach from our blanket to the chilling winter cold, to reach for the remote. I just thought it was brilliantly bizarre, even down to the way they justify it. So, folks, my inbox awaits all of your thanks and gratitude for saving you from searching the shops for Christmas presents, your troubles are solved!

1 comment:

  1. I bet this was designed by some idiot who put a dressing gown on back to front.